Thursday, July 30, 2009

Awesome Post From Awesome Reader Nancy: How To Be A Gracious B*tch

Because who doesn't want to be gracious??


HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the
best-dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she
refused.
'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
Wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion
where
you could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

XOXO,
Pia The Pig

2 comments:

  1. I'm laughing out loud - i love it, love it, love it!

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  2. omg. i love this. so much so that i wanted to comment, only to find anne down here too. guess B!@* runs in the family. ;-)

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