Oh No She Diiiii'nt. More Awesome Earrings.

The same awesome Etsy seller, CharlieCarter, who made the Sesame Street earrings below, has brought back my childhood in a major way with these Glow Worm Earrings. The face freaking GLOWS IN THE DARK. Hey, go turn off the lights. Are your ears currently glowing? I DON'T THINK SO!

Let's change that. Get 'em before I buy 'em all. Right here.

But wait, there's more! Why do I think I'll finally find the funny/adorable/smart/nerdy boy I am looking for if I buy and sport these Mario and Luigi Earrings?
Delusion? Who knows. These are at least a conversation starter if nothing more.

So much more fun stuff on here. Have a looksie.

Ears are Secksey!
Pia The Pig

These Awesome Earrings Were MEANT FOR ME!

Holy Shnikees! I've been wearing the crap out of my Mini Hot Dog earrings. Look out ears. There's a new Muppet (or six) in town.
TOTALLY GETTING THESE!



A is for AWESOME.
Pia The Pig

My Friends Are Awesome, Part 2.

I gotta brag about you biatches.

Yesterday I asked my friend and AAAD reader Kristie if she wanted to go get a pedicure at lunch.

Here's her email:
"I would, but I'm now rescuing a bird. I was walking outside, and there was a bird with a broken foot/wing. Our building maintenance man, Jose helped me resuce it, and I'm taking it to some bird place by White Rock Lake. I named the bird, Henry, so I'm saving Henry."

And suddenly my Mango Mango wasn't quite so important...

Y'all amaze me.
Pia The Pig

So Apparently...My Friends Are Even Awesomer Than I Even Knew

And I know you guys are freaking awesome.

AAAD reader and incredibly talented copywriter Ashley is the creator of that deliciously awesome Fiber One spot below.

Every day I am amazed to know such talented, creative, girls who know how to keep it REAL.

And who know their fiber.

And that. Is Awesome.

LYLAS!
Pia The Pig

Who Knew Fiber Could Be Awesome?

Well...it can. I'll never forget the delicious sight of watching my parents down glasses of orange, cloudy Metamucil as a child. It never looked as good as my Tang. Anyhoo, thanks to a certain unnamed AAAD reader, I tried Fiber One bars. Who knew eating fiber could taste like eating a candy bar? Apparently my friend did, and as your friend who only wants the best for both your taste buds and your digestive tract, let me introduce you to the yumminess that is the Fiber One Oats and Chocolate bar. With 35% of your daily value of fiber, you'll enjoy yourself in more ways than one. And...we'll leave it at that.

I'm thrilled to see the new Fiber One spots on the air. I think this commercial is hilarious, from the casting of the talent to the VO to the tag line.


Thank me later!
Pia The Pig

The Sale at Gap Looks Pretty Awesome

And now it just got better. Loads of stuff already on sale at Gap, and here's an extra discount for you to use online.


Happy Shopping!
Pia The Pig

Isn't It Awesome Weather For A Sno-Cone?

Hello my glorious friends! I hope you enjoyed this long and celebratory as much as I did. I finally got some pool time for the first time this summer (twice in 24 hours!), ate hot dogs (again, twice in 24 hours), saw two movies, hung out with friends, family, Bert, and even got in a major bike ride. Phew!

After swimming at the clean and nice neighborhood public pool (only $2) at Tietze Park with AAAD readers Kristie and Pablo, Kristie mentioned her hankering for a sno-cone. But the only place I could think of is up north, and we all retired our Snoopy Sno-Cone Machines in the mid-80's. So, I bring you the report of the best sno-cones in Dallas. I need more, though. Got a place to add? Please let us know!

1. Apparently all the rage is in Oak Cliff at Aunt Stelle's Sno-Cones. They have Cinnamon. And pineapple.
2. TC Shaved Ice. This is in Plano. Cash only, try the lemon-lime apparently.

Tomorrow I'm off to Toys R'Us to buy a Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine, woo hoo!

Cheers!
Pia The Pig